Unfortunately, several Microsoft operating systems have their default browser open to a website called msn.com. This website could of won an award for “Liberal rag of the year” if such an award existed. In a recent article this rag republished from “The Week” they now claim that anyone who is pro 2nd amendment wants to shoot soldiers and overthrow the government.
They insist on their right to buy — indeed, to stockpile — military-grade weaponry because they believe that someday, they may need to wage a guerrilla war against a tyrannical president and the U.S. military.
We know how it goes, we have a president protected by people with guns who randomly appears on TV to tell us how much he hates guns but never mentions disarming the Secret Service.  He typically appears after anyone who is more than 1% white shoots anyone yet he remains silent when thousands of non whites are gunned down by each other in Chicago. If you’re a liberal that probably makes perfect sense to you, just like AK47 means “Automatic Killing Machine” and it fires 47 bullets at the press of a button, you probably should start following William Falk on social media. You also probably have no idea why anyone would want to own a gun, so I will explain it for you now.
Why do I own guns?
Liberal Tears
I love guns because they result in Liberal tears.  I can’t begin to describe the feeling I get knowing every time I pull the trigger on my SKS at a firing range somewhere a liberal cries.  This would probably explain why I sometimes have a 18 wheeler filled with 7.62x39MM FMJ rounds follow me to firing ranges. I like those liberal tears.
I respect the Military
I can definitely understand why you wouldn’t know much about the US military being that you’re a liberal.  One thing you should try to understand is that some of the most pro second amendment people in this country are active or retired soldiers.  There are also several soldiers that we’ll never see again because they paid the ultimate sacrifice for my rights, one of which is the right to bare arms.
My Father
Another area that liberals aren’t too knowledgeable is what a father is since most liberals grow up without one.  My father is a big hunter and he loves his guns. He’s never shot anyone amazingly enough even though he’s a White Christian. From what liberals say about them, he should of been on over 500 terror watch lists.  My father and I enjoy some father son time shooting guns at the local firing range.
Self Defense
I need self defense don’t I? I mean I live in one of those small towns primarily inhabited by those people you think are evil White Christian terrorists.  I might be able to leave my keys in my car with the doors unlocked overnight but from what I have heard they have the power to make a liberal cry just by not baking a cake for them.  I should be scared of those people and I would need a Plasma Cannon to defend myself against them, but unfortunately, the next best thing I can own legally is an assault rifle.   Lucky for you liberals too because I’m an excellent shot with a Plasma Cannon.
Because I'm Worth it
While you liberals might find Thursdays Yoga Practice as well as Fridays Tree Hug a Thon worth your time, I find my friends, my family, and my own life worth my time.  That’s why you’ll find me at a firing range before you find me beating a drum at a campfire with my favorite tie dye shirt on.  If I’m ever in a situation where I have to defend my friends and family, I would much rather rely on my Constitutional right to bare arms than those self defense tactics I learned from Martha at Wednesday night bingo…..
Wait, let me get this straight. Because I own a gun, I want to shoot a soldier? The last time somebody tried a leap like that, their rocket-cycle ended up at the bottom of the Snake River…